We got a new resident today, named Sparky Gonzales. I can never have a bad day at work again. Can you imagine saying, "I'm sorry, but you're just not going to be able to cheer me up today, Sparky Gonzales." No, you can't, because it's impossible.
Okay, his real name is Domingo. But he prefers Sparky. As do I. My faith in humanity has been restored. Life is wonderful. Sparky Gonzales.
I just like saying it, okay? ...And typing it.
So yeah, it made my day. But soup sabotage still sucks.